THE GRUMBLIN ROAD-TRIP!

(CHECK LIST)     1: Tums, cough drops,  Allergy tablets.

2: Printed Map Quest pages.

3: Waze on my Android phone.

4: Extra jackets in case of rain.

5: Battery Jump box.  and  Compressor.

6: Address of destination for my vehicle G.P.S.

7: Spare sneakers and underwear for emergencies.

Check List complete 24hrs. in advance.

O.K.  Here we go what could possibly go wrong it's just a simple day trip to see New Englands largest agricultural fair.  THE BIG E!

I have got everything lets roll before the traffic picks up again, Holy Shit what the " F"  I've got to go back, I forgot the Transponder for the Mass Pike and my Wife!  Whose name is Giddy by the way.

O.K.  Here we go again, now it's  her fault we are definetly gonna hit traffic!  Lets just try to make it to the Toll Road then its a straight shot from there--o.k. why is Waze sending me this way and my vehicle g.p.s sending me that way--COME ON im in my own God Damn neighborhood! Giddy is "fixin" it, somehow one of these devices is on Avoid Highways and im not to sure if we are even going to make it to the Highway at this point, it looks like rain anyway.

O.K.  We can do this, "It will be FUN" she said. Continue on road 80 miles, thats not that far, my Giddy now decides she wants a coffee but thats o.k i have to pee anyway.  Re-continue straight for 77 miles-We've got this (I probably should have brought Walter because I just don't trust this Waze lady.) 

O.K.  I knew traffic would be a Bitch with all this construction, where are my Map Quest sheets?  and get me some change ready for the toll booth guy? NO!! where is the  TRANSPONDER!  It's in the back seat Jesus Christ!   Continue 3 miles to destination on left.

O.K.   Parking, one of my worst enemies "Anti-Fun" I say.  Lets try to get up close, No thats more expensive $40 bucks are they nuts, lets go back a ways-No it looks like they will block me in-Aright we'll park in the main lot, No look at that line!   Would you please for the Love of God shut that Waze Lady up.  Walter where are you!  All I wanted was a lousey piece of fried dough!